Perfectly Normal

After our date last night, Cole and I were shooting the breeze with the fabulous Whitney who told us about the following episode in babysitting adventures:

Everyone is snuggled together on the bunk bed for a bedtime story when a strange, low-pitched voice says:

“I am going to eat poop and talk about my butt!  hahaha!”

Whitney: Selina, those are rude words and I don’t want to hear them.  If you are going to talk like that, you can excuse yourself while Nat and I read a book.

Selina: I didn’t say it!  Grease said it!

“Grease” is one of Selina’s feet–the one with a low-pitched voice.  “Vanilla,” her other foot, has a high-pitched voice.

Whitney: Grease, you need to stop speaking with such rude words!

“Grease”: poop! poop! poop!

Whitney: Selina!

Selina: Grease said it!

Whitney: Young lady, you are in control of your feet.  You stop letting Grease talk that way or you cannot listen to this book.

Apparently, Grease got in line after that.

2 responses to “Perfectly Normal

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